1. Queued Dispatch From South of the Border

    ALL OF THE COKES ARE MEXICAN COKES STOP MY GENETIC PREDISPOSITIONS ARE KICKING IN STOP SO ELIPSES SLEEPY STOP BEING MEXICAN IS LIKE EMPHASIS WEARING A POPPY FIELD END EMPHASIS STOP YOU ARE VERY GREAT STOP 1000 PESOS NO DO NOT MAKE THE 3 AMIGOS TELEGRAPH JOKE STOP HMM
    STOP

    OPEN PAREN JUST JOKING ABOUT THE FIELD OF POPPIES THING STOP ADD IN AN APPROPRIATELY PLACED QUOTE SOMETIMES UNQUOTE TO MITIGATE FUTURE PROBLEMS AND MAKE IT ABOUT EMPHASIS PERSONAL EXPERIENCE END EMPHASIS AND NOT A NATIONAL PROBLEM EMDASH WHETHER IT IS OR NOT COLON IT MAY BE AN AIR QUALITY THING STOP CLOSE PAREN

    (Things are probably fine. I would probably send terrible telegraph messages. Probably. Lordy, I have problems. As always, let us facilitate letting these things blow over by turning attentions to other things.)