The Isle of Marm

In Japan, you can just stumble across trained monkey acts.  At a mall.
He probably understands more Japanese than I did.  It was humbling.

[CMC, not only have I not broken my face, I can now do that forwards AND backwards AND I can navigate around obstacles.  I could only go backwards at the ‘view because I *was* maybe a little afraid of a doing a header into our crappy wood floors.  I could go trained monkey professional at it now, though.]

(Ed.: Now that I have carpet, the biggest risk is face-rugburn.)