1. 11:30 31st Jan 2012

    Tags: The boy I saw this with turned in the theatre and looked at me and said THAT IS YOU

    It's pronounced the way it's spelled!

    1. Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
    2. Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
    3. Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
    4. Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
    5. Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
    6. Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.