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    Off to get lost in Egypt.  If this were Raiders, I’d be in Marion mode, but as my folks will be there, it’ll be way more like a gender dysmorphic Last Crusade, but with 2 Sean Connerys.  Ping the consulate if I don’t reemerge from the desert before mid-January.  If anything happens: love.
Note:  It is distinctly possible that at that point, due to immersion, I’ll only speak in hieroglyphics.  (Turning right, pointing, pointing, cat, cat, bird!)  Upside: I’ll be just as relatable.
Addendum for Prospective Thieves: I still use cardboard box furniture and a TV I paid $50 for in 2003.  I also have nosy neighbors with itchy dialing fingers.  Also, there’s the mummy’s curse!  It’s SO not even worth it.
Addendum for Unswayed Prospective Thieves: Please don’t turn on the heater. The labmate coming by to check the mail will get comfortable and I find strangers in my bed when I am not there uber-creepy.  Also, heat’s not cheap.

    Off to get lost in Egypt.  If this were Raiders, I’d be in Marion mode, but as my folks will be there, it’ll be way more like a gender dysmorphic Last Crusade, but with 2 Sean Connerys.  Ping the consulate if I don’t reemerge from the desert before mid-January.  If anything happens: love.

    Note:  It is distinctly possible that at that point, due to immersion, I’ll only speak in hieroglyphics.  (Turning right, pointing, pointing, cat, cat, bird!)  Upside: I’ll be just as relatable.

    Addendum for Prospective Thieves: I still use cardboard box furniture and a TV I paid $50 for in 2003.  I also have nosy neighbors with itchy dialing fingers.  Also, there’s the mummy’s curse!  It’s SO not even worth it.

    Addendum for Unswayed Prospective Thieves: Please don’t turn on the heater. The labmate coming by to check the mail will get comfortable and I find strangers in my bed when I am not there uber-creepy.  Also, heat’s not cheap.