1. “Our current family consists of 5 monkeys. They have been donated for various reasons, ranging from retired organ grinder monkeys, unsuccessful pets, and some have even been retired from laboratories. Each of them came with their special personalities, which have been shaped by past life experiences, both good and bad.”

    I imagine the monkey who was Robert Oppenheimer in a past life has heated monkey conversations with the monkey who worked in a hotdog factory about the other guy.