For those of you quietly and passively monitoring my worrisome coke problem and tendency toward pyramid schemes, I feel I should note that I drank none of those red capped cokes: I just find caps sometimes. I did drink all the black ones though. (Am I coke-racist? eee.)
Minutia: I drank a Coke° this morning that was not a Sprite™ but tasted exactly like a Sprite™. Or at least my 2-some year old mouth-memory of what a Sprite™ tastes like. But the fluid was black. It was like the me⁻¹ of carbonated beverages, if I were slightly more effervescent. Actually maybe just me⁻¹ without any disclaimers, as pretty much no one would really choose to describe me as bubbly.
I also purchased none of those little guys.
That’s a different set of problems, though.