On any given day—due to the litany of date, holiday, and seasonal exclusions (red)—if the caller ID says "Stevie Wonder" and you jokily answer “Are you just calling to say you love me?”, a self-consistent answer would be "no" some 77⁺ % of the time.
The “no” could be to a variety of sub-components of that query, though: maybe there is other pressing business, not JUST declarations of love; maybe it is a wrong number, even if he does love you it wasn’t his intention to call or say it; maybe it’s butt-dialing season, there’s been an uptick in that, sure; and, yeah, maybe he doesn’t love you. But maybe it wouldn’t’ve worked out anyway, even if you’d gotten really good at reading braille.
Good news: you’re maybe still pretty okay at reading braille.
(That puts you a good couple steps ahead of Henry Bemis)