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    Phase 3 Trouble: 

    Current state: Literally maybe anything is easier than work

    Cursory follow-through on iffy notion based on toots from hours ago and programming from decades ago?  Check.

    There’s an iteration of this that involved a horse that was loitering around the right brain a few weeks ago, but at that point, the work related pressure was insufficient for the Benchley effect to kick in.

    Terrifying.

     
  2. CCConvo

    1. LB: Whoa, the guy who played Webster was born within 0.0066 annual-units of the Hamburglar.
    2. RB: Yeah, but A, is that really close in days? And--perhaps more importantly--2, when do you think the Hamburglar was conceived?
    3. LB: Oh, I forgot I wasn't using years. It's a little over a week.
    4. RB: And how long is it usually between you thinking about a hamburger and you having a hamburger in front of you?
    5. LB: God, I think about them all the time.
     
  3. Analogy for a Resolving Agent

    Suppose you are blindfolded and asked to sort a pile of one hundred gloves into separate piles of right- and left-handed gloves.  (Never mind how you got into this predicament!) The gloves are identical except that fifty are right-handed, and fifty are left-handed.  The mixture of gloves is a “racemate.”  How would you separate them?  You can’t do it by weight, by smell, or by any other simple physical property, because right- and left-handed gloves have the same properties.   The way you do it, of course, is by trying each glove on your right (or left) hand.  Your hand thus acts as an “enantiomerically pure” chiral resolving agent.  A right-handed glove on your right hand generates a certain feeling (which we describe by saying “it fits”), and a left-handed glove on the right hand generates a totally different feeling.  You allow the hand (resolving agent) to interact with each glove, and you segregate the gloves on the basis of the resulting sensation.  You then break the hand-glove interaction (remove the glove) and put the glove in the appropriate pile.
    —Louden’s Organic Chemistry, 249.

    While it is not what I came here (i.e., TN) to do (e.g., make friends*) this is what I somehow ended up attempting to do daily.  (Chemical Enantiomeric Resolution, not glove sorting.  My cold-weather mittens are from the dollar store and there is no difference between L and R.  Though maybe a part of me really does spend a lot of time trying to get someone to hold my hand with reasonable “fit”.  Hmm.  Hm.) 

    It could be kind of a big deal if I get it to work, which is why I keep doing it.  The separations.  Maybe.  There is a lot of somewhat philosophical churn going on of late.

    *I stopped to try to remember what “reality” program remix included an “I didn’t come here to make friends!” montage, and I think it might be “all of them”.

     
  4. Orphan Initialism (wikitastic)

    …TCBY originally stood for “This Can’t Be Yogurt”, but as a result of a lawsuit from rival “I Can’t Believe It’s Yogurt” changed its name to “The Country’s Best Yogurt”

    It’s a fascinatingly weird thing that a blip less than a second long, years ago, will suddenly appear in the mental “related media” sidebar as a problem of word-choice is inefficiently being solved.

    (Source: vimeo.com)

     
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    : Inter-housemate communiqué [20111105]°

    I was unlocking my car and for whatever reason, remembered you suddenly overcoming an aphasia with “Boner Jams ‘98”¹.  I am now sitting in it—my car, not a jam—weeping² a little.  “Free” is playing, which may now be irrevocably linked to boners in my mind’s ear.

    ° It may just be because of the way I write 5’s and 2’s, but that’s a really good date!
    ¹ It’s more likely you (correctly) said “Boner Jams ‘03”.  1998 is MY default year.
    ² The tearing up with the laughing too hard is evolutionarily unfavorable.  As is nominal aphasia.

     
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    “a rational argument made in the comic-book I drew as my optional essay”
1997-M.E.’s grasp of both neurobiology and kerning was …middling.

    “a rational argument made in the comic-book I drew as my optional essay”

    1997-M.E.’s grasp of both neurobiology and kerning was …middling.

     
  7. *in a giddy falsetto*
    Someone here¹ may’ve just tricked² a colleague into whitewashing a fence³.

    ¹ Oddly, her mind currently IS being rented by the government.  She’s kind of a non-exclusive landlord, though.   They get the left side for at least 40 hours a week.  Parts of the right as necessary.

    ² …”ILLUSIONS, Michael.”

    ³ This reads slightly more unscrupulous than impish: ME is not above planning a baby shower.  ON was not bamboozled …so much as given an opportunity to excel in an activity where she would probably be a better fit than her neighbor.

     
  8. Cognitive Dissonance

    1. LB: Did we just open someone's CSS to find out what font they were using?
    2. RB: IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
    3. LB: I can't believe we share a skull.
    4. RB: LET'S USE IT TO WRITE EVERYTHING!
    5. LB: Can't...believe it.
    6. RB: JUST LET ME ENJOY THIS.
    7. LB: ...Only because I like the chemicals.
     
  9. In a way, Q-Tips are Ineffective

    1. RB: Limerick, Ireland? Where the filthy poems come from?
    2. LB: Correction: They're not all filthy. The filth comes from Nantucket.
    3. RB: Correction: They CAN all be filthy. The filth comes from the brain.
    4. LB: I'd argue, but we both know you're right. You've come out on top again.
    5. RB: That's what she said.
    6. LB: Don't go thinking I didn't totally set that up for you.
    7. RB: The assist is now acknowledged.
     
  10. No.  That’s probably as naked and vulnerable as I get on the internet.

     
  11. Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
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    —Harper’s Index, October 1989.

    The article I am editing right now (as a co-author, not the original draftsman)  just led to my seeking out cake.  You’re killing me, Smalls.  You’re killing me, Smalls, forever.

     
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    On one hand, this is obviously a lie.But on the other hand, it makes me uncomfortable, so maybe it’s true?But on the other hand, it’s in print media, so probably a lie.But on the other hand, if they get everything wrong and they lie wouldn’t that make it true?How many hands do you think you have?  You’re not a squid, eh.  With your clearly caffeine addled mind, you’re in no position to determine if it is a lie or truth.Fine.  We’re done with pie: no good can come of it.  What about cake?Oh, the cake is definitely a lie.  …Don’t go thinking I don’t see what you did there.

    On one hand, this is obviously a lie.
    But on the other hand, it makes me uncomfortable, so maybe it’s true?
    But on the other hand, it’s in print media, so probably a lie.
    But on the other hand, if they get everything wrong and they lie wouldn’t that make it true?
    How many hands do you think you have?  You’re not a squid, eh.  With your clearly caffeine addled mind, you’re in no position to determine if it is a lie or truth.
    Fine.  We’re done with pie: no good can come of it.  What about cake?
    Oh, the cake is definitely a lie. 
    …Don’t go thinking I don’t see what you did there.