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    In the vast expanse of networked global telecommunications space, there persists an awkwardly chirped soundbite of a ~5 years younger version of myself on Headline News saying,  “Oh, you know, a lot of science is just sorta sitting still and waiting: so, uh…”
I have found this preamble can justify a panoply of weirdnesses*.(54 is a pseudoperfect number of hours though, it’s not weird.)
*Or at least activities that can be done with a non-otherwise engaged half of a brain.

    In the vast expanse of networked global telecommunications space, there persists an awkwardly chirped soundbite of a ~5 years younger version of myself on Headline News saying,  “Oh, you know, a lot of science is just sorta sitting still and waiting: so, uh…”

    I have found this preamble can justify a panoply of weirdnesses*.
    (54 is a pseudoperfect number of hours though, it’s not weird.)

    *Or at least activities that can be done with a non-otherwise engaged half of a brain.

     
  2. (I mean, a name besides “diphthongization”, which is a fine enough name in the context of all conceivable ungainly Latinate* word-constructions, but maybe isn’t the clearest of ideas.)

    *Vulgar Latin is probably one of the most useful languages, and not just because I get saucy** when it comes to talking about misplaced tongues. 

    **Proto-romance languages are the first pit-stop on the fast track to innuendoville, population: me.

     
  3. Plays: 19

    It took until the final version of grant two was submitted for me to clear off enough mental, physical, and digital desktop crap to be able to remember why pieces of this were in my playlists, viz. the 5 toots from March 15th

    (I love [love-love] the idea that Conky is a direct ancestorrobot of N.E.P.T.R., not because it was ever implied, but because robo-relation hypotheses are the kinds of things that my brain clings onto with all my tiny metaphorical heart.)

     
  4. “David M. Roderick, President”
    (SUCH a good basketball player.)

    [Ad from Anchorage Daily News, 19750305.]

     
  5. It feels like “good science” says a very specific thing based on evidence in context. And I feel like that context gets left out.


    MDM:
    Like, to me, good science always goes, “but you know, I could be wrong.”
    JMR: Yeah, see, I’m guilty of that; I’m guilty of using psychology to explain myself and other people with a fair degree of certainty, and I think I keep in the back of my mind the constant idea that I’m just guessing, but I don’t always let the other person know—
    MDM: oh, sure
    JMR: —that I think that what I’m saying is just a theory, I say it as though I really believe that it’s true—
    MDM: Well, that’s the point: that’s good writing. Good writing—
    JMR: Exactly.
    MDM: Good writing is, uh, you know,
    JMR: …I inhabit the view point.
    MDM: That’s correct.
    JMR: But, when I’m sitting across from somebody and saying ‘you know what your fucking problem is?”, it’s a little bit harder for them to see that I’m just playing a character. And in this case it is the character of ‘somebody who knows what their fucking problem is’.
    MDM: That’s a good point. It’s def…it’s a good point in the sense of that is a really big problem with you.
    JMR: But I think it’s a problem with the world. I mean, like I say, I’m so irritated—
    MDM: That’s the second one, just if you’re curious. That’s the other problem with you.
    JMR:  (chuckles)
    MDM: Now when I say problem, I really mean “opportunity-stake”
    JMR: Yeah, “opportunity-stake”. No, I…
    MDM: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt you John, how is that a problem with the rest of the world?
    JMR: The problem with the rest of the world is that the rest of the world is not listening carefully to *me*. No, the problem is…

    (Like Organic Chemistry, the premise has been there at least since Episode 01.)


    So, think for yourself.
    Love,
    The Author. 

     
  6. Plays: 11

    Bits of this had been floating in the playlist since the Millenium Falco megamix debacle last month, but only yesterday evening, in a rental car on the way back from a Philadelphia area campus field-engineering gig, did my ears finally alight on the missing form.

    A bell rang, an angel got its wings, and we all had a little moment.

     
  7. Wiki-cascading being as dangerous as it is, this morning we learned that “frass” is a more formal term for insect poops (another poop word from the Germans: classic!), “walla” is the name for the insertion of assorted rhubarbs and snazzum to avoid paying extras, and skipping might be an ideal form of locomotion for walking on the moon, a useful piece of knowledge if ever in a conversation with both Kylie Minogue and Gordon Sumner. 

    Wiki-cascading being as dangerous as it is, this morning we learned that “frass” is a more formal term for insect poops (another poop word from the Germans: classic!), “walla” is the name for the insertion of assorted rhubarbs and snazzum to avoid paying extras, and skipping might be an ideal form of locomotion for walking on the moon, a useful piece of knowledge if ever in a conversation with both Kylie Minogue and Gordon Sumner. 

     
  8. Grapples (0-5 minutes).
    The formal (or perhaps just Canadian) name for boom/crane mounted claws, i.e., the business end of the business end of a Supertrain.

     
  9. Businesses Whose Existance (In Toledo) I Postulated While Driving Back From Ohio

    Holy Toledo: Religious Supplies Store
    Aioli Toledo:  Mayonaissery (gross)
    Boboli Toledo: Take and Bake Pizzaria
    Bowl-y Toledo: Kitchen Supplies
    Choli Toledo: Indian garment store
    Doli Toledo: East Asian Percussion Instrument Store
    Eoli Toledo: Wind Farmers Market
    Foley Toledo: Soundscapes and Audio Supplies
    Goalie Toledo: Team Sports Equipment Store
    Holey Toledo: Garment Repair and Tailoring
    Koli Toledo: Pakistani Language Learning Center
    LOL-i Toledo: Probably the worst Internet Cafe in all of Ohio 
    Mole-y Toledo: Dermatologists
    Knoll-y Toledo: Landscapers
    Poley Toledo: Danger Danger branded strip club.  (I bet all they play is the wrong version of Naughty Naughty, but Ted Poley (Poley) is most insistent insistent.)
    Poll-y Toledo: Public Opinion Survey Providers
    Rolly Toledo: Tire store
    Skoally Toledo: Humidors and Other Tobacco miscellany
    Shoally Toledo: Aquaria Store
    Tholey Toledo: Boat Store
    Toll-y Toledo: Bell store (on site campanologists!)
    Voley Toledo: Exterminators
    Yoli Toledo: Mexican Coke Smugglers
    Wholly Toledo:  Local souvenirs and Bric-a-brac.

    (I know it would probably only take 3 minutes and some yellow pages to be …predominantly disappointed, but I like to imagine at least 2 of these actually exist.)
    [I think the first and last ones are most likely.]

     
  10. Plays: 409

    It’s been a year!  [¡DING!] has sort of evolved into something else, which is also great—it’s dubious that one could ever go wrong with a bell as punctuation for exultation—but I still have an inappropriate love for this 69 seconds of audio.

     
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    Clearly* episode 30 is where it hit its stride.
(*These are old data now, also, there are probably more objective indicators for stride than my own taste.  pff.  There are many ways to explain the data, but if it were just random, an older episode would have more opportunity to have been listened to and consequently those dots would be further to the right.)

    Clearly* episode 30 is where it hit its stride.

    (*These are old data now, also, there are probably more objective indicators for stride than my own taste.  pff.  There are many ways to explain the data, but if it were just random, an older episode would have more opportunity to have been listened to and consequently those dots would be further to the right.)

     
  13. 6 Bells, time for closing.

     
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    Be still, my tiny mechanical heart!
(Just realized that a project I was buying discount parts for the other day I had previously both started AND failed exactly 10 years ago in upstate NY.)
This one I won’t dissect until I move: I think that was a part of the catastrophic failure in 2002. It is too bad that my non-lab lab-notebooks only extend back a couple years.
The lesson is: Take better notes.

    Be still, my tiny mechanical heart!

    (Just realized that a project I was buying discount parts for the other day I had previously both started AND failed exactly 10 years ago in upstate NY.)

    This one I won’t dissect until I move: I think that was a part of the catastrophic failure in 2002. It is too bad that my non-lab lab-notebooks only extend back a couple years.

    The lesson is: Take better notes.

     
  15. Once your ear notices the persistent tintinnabulation, it turns into the back 9 of Edgar Allan Poe’s Bells.

    What a horror they outpour
    On the bosom of the palpitating air!
    Yet the ear it fully knows,
    By the twanging,
    And the clanging,
    How the danger ebbs and flows:
    Yet the ear distinctly tells,
    In the jangling,
    And the wrangling,
    How the danger sinks and swells,
    By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells-
    Of the bells-
    Of the bells, bells, bells,bells,
    Bells, bells, bells-
    In the clamor and the clangor of the bells!